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Today's MailBits.com Joke:

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local 
railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: "What 
would you do if you realized that two trains were heading 
towards each other on the same track?"

Tom says: "I would switch one train to another track."

"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.

"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down 
there," answers Tom.

"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the 
inspector.

"Then," Tom continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone 
to call the next signal box."

"What if the phone was busy?"

"In that case," Tom argued, "I'd run to the street level and 
use the public phone near the station."

"What if that had been vandalized?"

"Oh well," said Tom, "in that case I would run into town and 
get my Uncle Leo.

This puzzled the inspector, so he asked "Why would you do 
that?"

"Because he's never seen a train crash."


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