[Zope] We are in a recession, make some extra money

[russ612@aol.com]

 I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow what it
 says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming
 or not,who is President,or whether you keep your current job or not . Yes,
 I know what you are thinking. I never responded to one of these before either.
 One day though, something just said "you throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2
 hours with your wife". "What the heck." Believe me, no matter where you believe
 "those feelings" come from, I thank goodness every day that I had that feeling.
 I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not. Read
 on.  It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked. Simply because
 you are buying and selling something of value.
 
 AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
 
 Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home.
 
 THANK'S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
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 BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
 
 Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following. This is the letter
 you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the popularity of
 this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted
 anentire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see 
 if it really can make people money. The show also investigated whether or not
 the program was legal.
 
 Their findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
 Laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can "follow
 the simple instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
 $25 out of pocket cost''.
 DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS
 PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY   WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
 
 This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this profitable opportunity". I
 was approached many times before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad
 I finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the
 minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $
 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort
 Lee, New Jersey.
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 Another said: "this program has been around for a long time but I never
 believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I
 decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
 walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month I only
 made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
 So far, in the past 8
 months by re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
 playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the simple
 steps and NOT change anything.'' More testimonials later but first, =======
 
 ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
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 If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily
 and comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!
 
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 FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS
 WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
 
 INSTRUCTIONS:
 
 =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
 
 For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
 ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
 ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
 YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
 
 ===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
 ===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
 You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
 and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
 
 Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports
 from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they will
 be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them
 from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case
 something happens to your computer.
 
 IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
 each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
 instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out on the
 majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will also
 see how it does not work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested,
 and if you alter it, it will NOT work !!! People have tried to put their
 friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all the money.
 But it does not work this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and
 then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is
 instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember, honesty
 reaps the reward!!! This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product
 for sale and getting paid for it. Treat it as such and you will be VERY 
 profitable in a short period of time.
 
 1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
 REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
 made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
 
 2..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
 
 3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
 
 4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
 
 5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
 
 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
 
 PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
 critical to YOUR success.
 
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 **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
 it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
 
 Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose any data. To assist
 you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
 purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
 includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
 classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this 
 venture going:
 
 METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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 Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we
 will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.
 Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
 response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%).
 Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000
 each). Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
 
 With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000.
 Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders. That's=100 people
 responded and ordered Report # 2.
 
 Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
 
 Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 5 million
 e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
 
 Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
 Report # 5.
 
 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars).
 
 Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 + 2..... $500 + 3.....
 $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00
 
 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
 WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
 MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
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 REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
 everyone or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each
 or more? There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting,
 with thousands more coming on line every day. Believe me, many people will 
 do just that,and more!
 
 METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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 Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds
 of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will
 easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method # 1
 and add METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must do is
 e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day 
 service on all orders.
 
 This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and
 address on it, will be prompt because they can not advertise until they
 receive the report.
 
 ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
 The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow
 "wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to be
 cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there 
 is money in
 the envelope and steal it before it gets to you.
 
 ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5
 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
 cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those
 sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are 
 ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
 
 PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
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 REPORT# 1: 'The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net
 
 Order Report #1 from

 Russell Nielson
 382 Corbin Court
 Lakewood, NJ  08701
 USA
 
 _______________________________________________________
 
 REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk Email On The Net
 
 Order Report # 2 from:
 
 Peter Mueles
 14464 Woodbridge Lane
 Savage, MN  55378
 USA
 
 _________________________________________________________________
 
 REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net
 
 Order Report # 3 from :
 
 Kevin Baer
 RR 1 Box 150
 Utica, MN  55979
 USA
 
 ______________________________________________________
 
 REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using MLM & The Net
 
 Order Report # 4 from:
 
 S. Wong
 50 Burnhamthorpe Rd West # 401
 Mississauga,Ontario, L5B 3C2
 Canada
 _______________________________________________________
 
 REPORT #5: How To Send Out One Million Emails For Free
 
 Order Report # 5 From:
 
 Craig Wuthrich
 2390 Falls Ave. E.
 Twin Falls, ID 83301
 USA
 
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 $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
 
 Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
 
 === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
 
 === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
 receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue
 advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
 
 **Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
 RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will
 continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is
 moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a Different report.
 
 You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
 ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
 BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
 to the income you can generate from this business !!!
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 FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: You have
 just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest
 of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more
 money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined. Follow 
 the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works 
 exceedingly well as it is now.
 
 Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your
 name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as instructed
 above. One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 ormore
 e-mails and your name will be on every one of them. Remember though, the 
 more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
 I have  given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become
 financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
 
 =============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
 '' My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
 accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money.
 When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
 mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the 
 population and
 percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
 supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
 merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her
 when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
 received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 
 147,200.00
 ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jodyin her ''hobby''.
 Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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     Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
 '' Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
 mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I decided that
 the initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I 
 wouldn't
 get enough orders to at least get my money back''. '' I was surprised when I
 found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made 
 $319,210.00 in
 the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
 matter where people live. There simply isn't a better investment with a 
 faster return
 and so big''.  Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
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 '' I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
 if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to
 get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone
 else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I did not
 delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the
 money came within 22 weeks''. Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
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 '' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
 little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
 within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,
 560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was $ 362,840.00. 
 Life is
 beautiful, Thanx to internet''. Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
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 ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
 FINANCIAL
 FREEDOM !
 
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 Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
 Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
 
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