[Zope] Zope Mascot? :-)))

[Matt Gregory]

Zope (DTML) makes your machine mellow and less up tight, but still able to
perform admirably.

IIS is on Crack (ASP).

Apache is definitely on amphetamines: nobody is that fast without help :).

We all know that Perl has got to be just plain old opium 'cause only in
another dimension would the lines:
@P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub
p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^or
d
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/
^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep
rand(2)if/\S/;print
mean anything.  (taken from http://perl.plover.com/obfuscated/)

PHP and Python are the only non drug languages.

BTW: don't flame me, I'm only kidding.  I love Zope.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jim Washington" <jwashin@vt.edu>
To: "Lennart Regebro" <lennart@torped.se>
Cc: "Matt Gregory" <matthew.gregory@skyleach.com>; <zope@zope.org>
Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 8:04 AM
Subject: Re: [Zope] Zope Mascot? :-)))


> Lennart Regebro wrote:
>
> >So you are saying that Zope makes your server slow, dimwitted and
paranoid?
> >Thats not the effect it has over here...
> >
> Hehe.  I was thinking maybe something like
>
> This is your server... <dull>
> This is your server on Zope...  <hallucinogenic colors>
>
> Yes, I know, it's trite and obvious.
>
> Dammit Jim, I'm an engineer, not a marketer.
>
> -- Jim Washington
>
>