Zope (DTML) makes your machine mellow and less up tight, but still able to perform admirably. IIS is on Crack (ASP). Apache is definitely on amphetamines: nobody is that fast without help :). We all know that Perl has got to be just plain old opium 'cause only in another dimension would the lines: @P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{ @p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^or d ($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&& close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print mean anything. (taken from http://perl.plover.com/obfuscated/) PHP and Python are the only non drug languages. BTW: don't flame me, I'm only kidding. I love Zope. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jim Washington" <jwashin@vt.edu> To: "Lennart Regebro" <lennart@torped.se> Cc: "Matt Gregory" <matthew.gregory@skyleach.com>; <zope@zope.org> Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 8:04 AM Subject: Re: [Zope] Zope Mascot? :-)))
Lennart Regebro wrote:
So you are saying that Zope makes your server slow, dimwitted and paranoid? Thats not the effect it has over here...
Hehe. I was thinking maybe something like
This is your server... <dull> This is your server on Zope... <hallucinogenic colors>
Yes, I know, it's trite and obvious.
Dammit Jim, I'm an engineer, not a marketer.
-- Jim Washington