Chris Withers <chrisw@nipltd.com> writes:
Chris - hit me with a cluestick, somebody, please?
Ah, you need the Clue Delivery System: ... a small device that plugs into the back of a standard PC keyboard and delivers a mild electric shock whenever the luser does something stupid. The device is triggered by a Windows program that detects when the luser attempts to open an unsolicited email attachment or perform another equally dangerous virus-friendly action. "What's great about the Clue Delivery System is that the device is completely hidden within the keyboard and cannot be easily disabled," boasted the President of Salivating Dogs, Inc. "While electric shock therapy might not be the most efficient nor the most ethical method to deliver clues to lusers, we feel that desperate times call for desperate measures. Just about every system administrator in the industry is going to want a whole stack of these things." http://i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/articles/may02/virus-solution.shtml --- Alastair